Hours: 09.00-17.00 Thursday & Friday (16hrs, 16hrs total)
This Thursday, I got settled in, and was introduced to everybody. I have a feeling the "office politics" are going to be very interesting to observe. There is a big long list on a whiteboard of things for me to do, so I'm pretty sure I'll stay busy.
I'm getting acquainted with all the terminology of the corporate marketing world. "Marcom" = marketing communication. A "white paper" is a document recommending a particular course of action (usually: buy lots of our products). There is also a lot of slang used, especially with sales people or when referring to customers. Getting "creamed", "screwed", "screwed over", or putting one's "ass on the line" are common expressions used to express dismay with a particular outcome, or illustrate one's personal hardships. If something doesn't make sense or has no apparent logic, the author was probably "smoking crack".
On Friday, I started my first bit of real work, copy editing a press release. It's tough wading through all the technical jargon, but that will get easier over time. I also worked on a project to use a tool developed by Sendmail to scan the domains of the Fortune 500. The tool determines if the systems comply with any of the security standards set by the industry.